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After her husband dies, the wife gets him cremated and takes the ashes home. She sets them on the table and starts talking:<\/p>\n

\u201cYou know that fur coat you promised me?<\/p>\n

I bought it with the insurance money.<\/p>\n

And the new car you promised me?<\/p>\n

Got it with the insurance money too.\u201d<\/p>\n

Then she leans in and whispers, \u201cRemember that BJ I promised you? Well, here it comes\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After her husband dies, the wife gets him cremated and takes the ashes home. She sets them on the table and starts talking: \u201cYou know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. And the new car you promised me? Got it with the insurance money too.\u201d Then she leans…<\/p>\n

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