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sound of keys jingling in the front door. Her heart nearly stopped. Her husband was home early!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Panicking, she turned to her lover, a man who suddenly seemed much less attractive<\/strong> now that his presence could get her divorced, injured, or worse\u2014on the 6 o\u2019clock news<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\u201cQuick!\u201d she whispered in a frantic voice. \u201cStand in the corner!\u201d<\/p>\n

The poor guy, now more terrified than turned on<\/strong>, scrambled to the nearest corner. She grabbed a bottle of baby oil<\/strong>, slathered it all over him like she was marinating a Thanksgiving turkey, then dusted him head to toe with talcum powder<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t move,\u201d she hissed. \u201cPretend you\u2019re a statue.\u201d<\/p>\n

The man, now looking like a creepy department store mannequin<\/strong>, froze in place, hands strategically covering his most vulnerable assets.<\/p>\n

Just in time, the husband walked in. He glanced at the shiny, powdery, suspiciously muscular<\/strong> figure standing in the corner and raised an eyebrow.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s this?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n

Thinking fast, the wife smiled sweetly. \u201cOh, that\u2019s a statue<\/strong>!\u201d she said as if it were the most normal thing in the world. \u201cThe Smiths just bought one for their bedroom, and I thought it was so stylish that I got us one too!\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband shrugged. Rich people did weird things.<\/strong> And if the Smiths had a half-naked, greasy, talcum-powdered statue in their bedroom, then fine\u2014so did they.<\/p>\n

Not another word was said, and they both went to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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